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Man's got to know his limitations.

What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. Man's gotta know his limitations. You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. You want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Here. Put that in your report!" AND "I may have found a way out of here. Here. Put that in your report!" AND "I may have found a way out of here. Are you feeling lucky punk This is my gun, Clyde! What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Well, do you have anything to say for yourself? Here. Put that in your report!" AND "I may have found a way out of here. When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross. Here. Put that in your report!" AND "I may have found a way out of here. don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining. Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining. This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. You want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F**ked with? Well, I'm that guy. When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross. Are you feeling lucky punk You want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Well, do you have anything to say for yourself? Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F**ked with? Well, I'm that guy. You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. Well, do you have anything to say for yourself? You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. Are you feeling lucky punk When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross.

When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross. This is my gun, Clyde! What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. This is my gun, Clyde! Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F**ked with? Well, I'm that guy. You want a guarantee, buy a toaster. This is my gun, Clyde! Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. Are you feeling lucky punk Well, do you have anything to say for yourself?

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